08 November 2006

Top Heavy Or Bottom Heavy

Jesse and I recently had an little debate. I would like you to tell me which one of us was correct.

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JESSE:

cuz your days are bottom heavy

JESSE:

that's why they speed by

DANIE:

NO. THEY'RE TOP HEAVY AND MY BREAK IS LATE

DANIE:

AFTER THE NOON, I WRITE LIKE 10 STORIES

JESSE:

before the noon how many?

DANIE:

NOT SURE

DANIE:

BECAUSE I WRITE AND REWRITE AND ADD

DANIE:

AND DROP

JESSE:

more work for you at the beginning of the day

JESSE:

bottom heavy

DANIE:

THE BEGINNING IS THE TOP

JESSE:

no it's not

DANIE:

YES IT IS!

JESSE:

no it's not

DANIE:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/TOP%20HEAVY

DANIE:

YES IT IS

JESSE:

i know what top heavy is

JESSE:

you don't know what top of your day is

JESSE:

it's the end

JESSE:

it's not a tv show

DANIE:

YES IT IS. MY DAY IS LIKE A RUNDOWN. I HAVE A HARD IN, AND A HARD OUT.

JESSE:

too much time this taking

DANIE:

AND A HARD BREAK TIME IN THE MIDDLE

JESSE:

in person we will argue

DANIE:

I CAN'T WAIT

JESSE:

the force is always right

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So yes, this is how we each spent a little bit of that day. I am opened to being disproved, it just hasnt happened yet. Whats your take?

5 comments:

  1. when you are not sure about a certain topic, always ask your self one thing. WWJD

    WHAT WOULD JESSE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    you should know by now if jesse says top it is top if he says bottom it is bottom.

    end of discussion

    peace im out

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  2. dale -

    if you keep picking the wrong side i'm going to find a way to stop letting you comment.

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  3. dont sing it BRING IT

    oh yeah and this is not dale

    it is DALEICIOUS

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  4. Hmmm. As a lowly, TV-illiterate English major, I would equate "top" with the "beginning" of the day. That would be when you start work. Therefore, a "top-heavy" day would have more work in the beginning of the day, i.e. in the first half or your day (for argument's sake) as opposed to the second half of your day.

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  5. I vote for jesse, i'm not sure which theory he had, but after our airplane debate, I'll vote with him on all topics

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